"Phantom in 15 Minutes"

[phantomphreak]

Hello one and all! I found this on another POTO board and decided to post it here. It is a story call "Phantom on 15 Minutes" and it is hilarious!

Please read it! The link is this... "Phantom in 15 Minutes" (http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html)

[Countess Cain]

I love the 'In 15 Minutes' things. They're so cool. XD

So yep, if you haven't, read! It's spiffy!

[The Khanum]

HIGH-larious...that's all I have to say. I keep quoting it around here in random places...oh well.

"OMG! He's slightly unattractive to one side! To arms!"

Tee-hee!

~Erik is my Hero

[Masked Shadows]

My friends and i are always quoting that all the time!

The Mask: *comes off* <Love it!

[Wishing]

Thinka me,
thinka me fondleEeEeEeE,
when we'va saida
goodBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

A FALLING BACKDROP: *puts everyone out of their misery*

FIRMIN: Oh, thank God.

A FALLING BACKDROP: Don’t mention it.

^ I love that part. :D

[Wandering Angel]

"So, I'm gonna take your mask off."
"OK"
"Peeling it off as we speak"
"Ten four"
"It's totally coming off"
"Sure, have a party."
"OMG!!!!! You can never leave my batcave now!"

HAHA! I love that. Also the whole
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Will we get there any faster if I flash all of my thigh and possibly more?"
". . . .Yes"


lol!

[The_Persian]

I love those parts too, Wandering!

I was crying with laughter throughout the whole thing! I read it when we were on a road trip, everyone though i was completly mad... thats probably because i am! :D

FIRMIN: Whoa, check out the blonde with the headlights.
MADAME GIRY: Zat ees mah DOTTAIR.
FIRMIN: Oh. Well, what about the hot brunette?
MADAME GIRY: Zhe es LAIK mah dottair.
ANDRE: Hey, we’re all French, right?
FIRMIN: Last time I checked, yes.
ANDRE: Well, then why is she the only one with a French accent?

^i also love this part !

[Wandering Angel]

LOL! I LOVE THAT PART! Madame Griy is great.

RAOUL: My who at the level of my what?

lol.
CHRISTINE: Hmm. This is a really good excuse to mack on this guy the way I’ve wanted to for the whole movie anyway.

THE PHANTOM: What?

CHRISTINE: I KISS YOU!
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[They kiss for, like, five minutes. It is a good kiss.]

RAOUL: WAHHHHHNNNGGGHHHH!

THE PHANTOM: *bursts into tears*

CHRISTINE: Awww! He’s so sensitive!

THE PHANTOM: *sniffle*

CHRISTINE: Why don’t you ever cry when I kiss you, Raoul?

RAOUL: What?

^^another great part.

AUCTIONEER: Sold! To the ancient gentleman with the Flying Nun. Moving on to… Lot 666, the Broken Chandelier OF DOOM—
ASSISTANT: And exposition.
AUCTIONEER: —OF DOOM AND EXPOSITION!

Lol. That always reminded me of in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when Arthur is like "One two five!" "Three, sir!" "Three!"

lol ::goes off on a python rambling session::

[toxic fruit]

That was great! Soooo long but I just had to read it all!